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Marriage Proposals

My friend and I were talking about the Indian matrimonial sites and how people express themselves with their expectations for a LIFE PARTNER (obviously, we were looking for my bachelor friend). he came across the below ads from brides, which he mentioned to me:
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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my
heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Vxxxx~*~
(Working in all fields???)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
( Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly.
thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..
hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(No COMMENTS)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
> OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I
WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would
bde called the man of the lamp
( I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this pretty girl wants)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! )

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ‘’AEKLAUTA'’. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purishini)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
( Zebra..???)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a groom.
I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Please Note : The ads mentioned are not intended to make fun of or insult the bride/girl/woman. Also the Grammar and spell errors in the ads have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from their innocent and pure heart! which I consider is their great asset.

A Travel Tale

A woman arrived at the NewYork airport with all frustration after a delay in flights and spending 30 hours in transit. She was tired after the unexpected waiting, and the long trip with her 5 young kids. She picked up her luggages and approached the CUSTOMS channel.
A customs officer watched our entourage in doubt and stopped this woman. He asked “Ma’am , “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”
“Yes, sir,” the woman said with a sigh and took a deep breath continuing “They’re all mine.”. The Customs officer started asking more questions about her travel and status. The woman answered all the questions adding anger and frustration to her travel nightmare. The customs officer finally asked her “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, destructive materials or illegal drugs in your possession?”
She bursted out of her frustration and answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”

A Moment of Truth

Measure yourself by your gifts not by your “flaws!”

Here is a truth which cleared the cloud with me which I experienced sometimes in my life.

Sometimes in my life I felt like, that I was trialing behind with my goals, skills and not performing enough to be in the winning streak of life by comparing with people. Those days really weakened my spirits and morals to damage a happy living. My wife is very different with this attitude from me and radically positive. She was a great support to me during those days and qouted the below phrase which she read and found helpful.

It’s so easy to compare ourselves to others and feel like we fall short, because there are always people who seem to have more, do more, get more or give more. But instead of seeing who you are not or who you “should” be celebrate who you are. Try gazing into a different mirror today - one that shows just how special you are ! no one can match your unique mix of great qualities. No one can copy your spark and spirit. so take a good look at your true self. You wil see something amazing : an Original.

Just thought of sharing this which boosted and enlightened me often. Hope you find this helpful if we think alike.

News: Auto-Rickshaws fueled with Hydrogen

Came across this news from an Indian Magazine and felt good with technology implementation.

A hydrogen-fuel powered auto-rickshaw made its debut at the annual convention of the Society of Indian Automobile Manufacturers here on Thursday.

The three-wheeler, the product of an alliance between American-Indian business houses forged by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), is one of two such unique vehicles in the world. The conventional combustion engine of the three-wheeler has been converted to use hydrogen as an alternative fuel.

The vehicle boasts of performance levels equal to those of conventional Compressed Natural Gas-fuelled ones. The vehicle is on the roads of Michigan, U.S., and the model is placed at the Bajaj headquarters in India.

It has been touted as a step towards mitigating climate change, and as an example of U.S.-India energy cooperation.

Bajaj Auto Ltd. of Pune and Energy Conversion Devices of Troy, Michigan, worked together to create the vehicle.

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In Case of Emergency

I came across this information and makes sense to do..

Program your CELL phone with the name ICE, then list your Emergency contact person(s) and their phone numbers.
The Emergency Crews will check your cell phone for these numbers.

Contact information is not just a courtesy but needed to obtain medical history to make life saving decisions.

—-This was started by the British Paramedic after the London Bombings—–

Here are a few I enjoyed reading from some magazines and websites…

Cool Guy

A father in the Grocery market was pushing a cart which contained grocery and his screaming baby. As the man approached along the aisles, he kept repeating softly,
“Keep calm, George. Dont get excited, George,dont get excited.Dont yell, George. we are done and will go home soon”
A lady watched with admiration and then said,
“You are certainly to be recommended for your patience in trying to quiet little George !!
“Lady, ” he declared ,”I’m George!”

Labor day

A woman who was pregnant started to feel the labor and shouted at her husband to call the doctor. The husband so stressed called the doctor and speaks out of panic ” Hema is pregnant, I think she is in labor, what should I do ?”.
The doctor asked “Is this her first child ?”/
The man yelled at the doctor saying ” No…NO.. You moron, This is her husband ” !!!!!!

Labor day is no celebration for this stressful husband.

Gimme a BREAK

Banta, a sardar was riding a Honda motorcycle at a speed above the the limit on a highway. He rode near a BMW Car and shouted at the driver saying ” Have you seen a motorcyle ride like this” and overtook the BMW. The BMW driver got irritated and speeded to overtake sardars Honda and laughed at him. After a few seconds the Sardar rode near the BMW car and shouted ” Have you seen a motorcyle ride like this” and overtook the BMW. This happend couple of times and after a while the BMW driver found Sardar hooked up in a tree and the Honda motorcyle has hit the tree.
The BMW driver helped sardar to be off hooked from the tree asked why he did that ?. Sardar replied ” I was trying to ask you, if you have seen motorcyle ride like this as I could not locate the BREAKS, help me !!!!”