Here are a few I enjoyed reading from some magazines and websites…
Cool Guy
A father in the Grocery market was pushing a cart which contained grocery and his screaming baby. As the man approached along the aisles, he kept repeating softly,
“Keep calm, George. Dont get excited, George,dont get excited.Dont yell, George. we are done and will go home soon”
A lady watched with admiration and then said,
“You are certainly to be recommended for your patience in trying to quiet little George !!
“Lady, ” he declared ,”I’m George!”