Rules to date my son
To the girl who would like to date my son
Rule 1:
If you stop by my driveway and honk, you better be delivering something, bcos you are not picking up anything
Rule 2:
Do not lie to me, I may appear to be potbellied, balding, middle-aged. But on issues relating to my son I am a merciless devil when things go wrong. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one change to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Rule 3:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my son. Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than wood. Places where there are no parents or nuns within eyesight and darkness too.
Rule 4:
Do not touch my son in front of me. You may glance at him so long as you do not sight her below his stomach.
Rule 5:
Last but not the least, You may be popular and capable of dating many men, but once you have gone out with my boy you will continue to date no one but him until he is finished with you.
Home Post Tue, 20 Sep, 2005