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Rules to date my son

To the girl who would like to date my son

Rule 1:

If you stop by my driveway and honk, you better be delivering something, bcos you are not picking up anything

Rule 2:

Do not lie to me, I may appear to be potbellied, balding, middle-aged. But on issues relating to my son I am a merciless devil when things go wrong. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one change to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Rule 3:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my son. Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than wood. Places where there are no parents or nuns within eyesight and darkness too.

Rule 4:

Do not touch my son in front of me. You may glance at him so long as you do not sight her below his stomach.

Rule 5:

Last but not the least, You may be popular and capable of dating many men, but once you have gone out with my boy you will continue to date no one but him until he is finished with you.

Home Post  Tue, 20 Sep, 2005 No Comments 
 

Lets Bash the Brain again

If Marie’s daughter is my daughter’s mother, what am I to Marie?

a. Grandmother
b. I am marie
c. Grand Daughter
d. Daughter
e. Mother
f. None of the above

Answer

Home Post  Tue, 20 Sep, 2005 1 Comment 
 

Did you know ?

Here is a hot information I came across reg. CIGARETTE, the temperature at the tip of the cigarette :

Temperature without drawing:
Side of the lit portion: 400 deg C (or 752 deg F)
Middle of the lit portion: 580 deg C (or 1112 deg F)

Temperature during drawing:
Middle of the lit portion: 700 deg C (or 1292 deg F)

Pretty hot, isn’t it !!!!

Home Post  Tue, 20 Sep, 2005 No Comments 
 

Got a minute, Lets PUZZLE

From the following word, cross out ten characters (letters), you will find that the remaining characters will represent an animal.

GTIEELRETNFTAEFRS

answer

Home Post  Tue, 20 Sep, 2005 No Comments 
 

What will be your choice ?

People do three types of Jobs in this world

GOOD, FAST & CHEAP

You may choose any two….

  • If it is good and cheap
    It will not be fast
  • If it is good and fast
    It will not be cheap
  • If it is fast and cheap
    It will not be good

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